Heavy Maracas
Imagine the soothing stylings of Cuco Sánchez, but if he were getting gang raped by the members of Insane Clown Posee. It sounds kinda like that.
Presenting the Perfect Rapture Theme Song
Ditch the bifocals, don some yellow contacts and Rapture ears around this one
All Hail El Zonkey Show’s Google Query Queen
We’ve only mentioned her once—and kind of in passing—in our proposed Super Bowl XLV cheerleading squad, but since then the grace and natural beauty of actress and chanteuse Ninel Conde has managed to creep up and become our number one Google search term (with Momma Elsa galloping from behind).
Unfounded Rumor of the Week: Superstar Thalía’s Baby to be a Goth Kid
Mexican pop diva Thalía looks radiant on the cover of the current issue of ¡HOLA! magazine where she proudly shows off the baby bump from her second child with husband, music impresario Tommy Mottola.
