Ninel Conde burns her nalgas on live TV
Catching up with news of yesteryear, Ninel Conde, “singer” and former Zonkey Show Google query queen (sorry babe, Mariajosé Cristerna totally stole your title—and probbably gave it Hep C during our nap), burned her nachas on live Mexican TV thanks to a fakakta LED light-adorned outfit.
The scene of the horrendous accident was Televisa’s HOY morning show, during which the so-called Bombón Asesino (“Assassin Marshmallow”) almost became a S’more.
This generation’s Maria Callas who started effusively
lipsynching mouthing the words “¡Me quema! ¡Me quema!” (“It’s burning! It’s burning!)” during the first seconds of her performance, later blamed a faulty battery pack for the sizzling incident.
Witness the humanity bellow:
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