It’s been only a few days since beloved Mexican writer, actor, producer and all-around badass Roberto Gómez Bolaños created his Twitter account, and already the 82-year-old’s messages are taking the microblogging site by storm.
Step away from the sandwich…
Baby Got Back Edition
Ditch the bifocals, don some yellow contacts and Rapture ears around this one
They are efficient, stealth, and not to mention HUGE in Japan. They’re maids, and with all this talk about them as of late they’re the hottest thing since sliced Bimbo bread.
With the blessing of Frida Kahlo’s grandniece Mara de Anda Romero, Bohemia beer is launching a call to artists 21 and up to submit original works inspired by the life and times of the famed painter.
Lucky No. 13 She knows exactly how you like your morning coffee, is perfectly aware of where your wife stashes her jewelry (and has probably “borrowed” a piece or two over the years), and folds your chones to boot.
SANTA TERESA, N.M.–Sleep soundly tonight. Border Patrol agents have effectively removed 385 pounds of contraband bologna off the streets.
It is unknown if Austin Powers supervillain Johan van der Smut aka Goldmember “looooves” Tequila, ice pops and over-priced novelty items; but if he did he’d be in hog heaven in Cabo San Lucas’ Marquis Los Cabos Resort, thanks to their latest poolside treat.
Our Zonkey queen (sorry Ninel), is on an awesome roll!